People sometimes think of crazy things — that’s a given. I’m sure you know someone who constantly cooks up loony ideas. The show “American Inventor” is full of these “what the heck were you thinking” ideas. But do you know that you can apply for a patent even for the craziest ideas?

Just look at the following patents granted by the US government; you’d think that someone at the US Patents and Trademark Office would use some common sense. But they didn’t, and these “inventors” were awarded patents:

  • System and method for providing reservations for airline restroom use (Patent # 6,329,919) which thankfully expired
  • Pet display clothing described as “a vest or belt is integrally formed with tubular, pet receiving passageways which extend around the wearer’s body and terminate in pocket-like chambers for feeding and retrieval.” (Patent # 5,901,666) – Paris Hilton carrying her pets is cute, but I don’t think I’d like to carry a hamster IN my clothes and crawling in my clothes
  • Chewable toothbrush that works as follows: “the bristle anchor includes a cavity that holds a material such as toothpaste or mouthwash. When the toothbrush is chewed, the material is released from the cavity and onto the bristles.” (Patent # 6,769,828) – so how can I get rid of the remnants of this toothbrush in my teeth when I have already eaten the toothbrush?

There are so many more interesting patents granted at the USPTO database. If you are trying to pass the time and you are bored with Web surfing, check the USPTO database for more “why didn’t I think of that?” patents.

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Isabel Isidro is the Co-founder of PowerHomeBiz.com, one of the longest-running online resources dedicated to helping aspiring entrepreneurs start and grow home-based and small businesses. She is also the Co-Founder and CEO of Ysari Digital, a digital marketing agency specializing in SEO, content strategy, and performance marketing for small and mid-sized businesses. With over two decades of experience in online business development, Isabel has launched and managed multiple successful websites, including Women Home Business, Starting Up Tips and Learning from Big Boys.Passionate about empowering others to succeed in business, Isabel combines real-world experience with a deep understanding of digital marketing, monetization strategies, and lean startup principles. A mom of three boys, avid vintage postcard collector, and frustrated scrapbooker, she brings creativity and entrepreneurial hustle to everything she does. Connect with her on Twitter Twitter or explore her work at PowerHomeBiz.com.

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